Carl wheezer licks his fingers and moans the wii theme song

Tom: Hey, buddy! Where's the fire? Got kids living around here! Tom: I thought it was kinda funny. Wade: Already? How did you get back so fast? Barbados is in the ocean! Tom: Hang on, I think I got something. Tom: Come on, one car? Tom: I'm bored! Wade: Tom, do you read me? Are you there? Tom: No, Wade, I'm actually on a yacht in Barbados. Now, go! Young Sonic: Longclaw! Longclaw: Goodbye, Sonic. Longclaw: If you're ever discovered, use one. These Rings will be your most important possession. Young Sonic: I don't want to go without you! Longclaw: You must. Longclaw: This world is on the far side of the universe. The only way to stay safe is to stay hidden. And that means someone will always want it. You have a power unlike anything I have ever seen. Longclaw: Get down! Sonic: Turns out with great power, comes great power-hungry bad guys. I'm too fast! And, I wanted to bring you this. Longclaw: Sonic, someone could have seen you. If Obi-Wan Kenobi had a beak and ate mice. Sonic: And like any kid, I did the exact opposite. I know, pretty sweet island, right? Young Sonic: Yeah! Sonic: I was born with extraordinary powers and was told to keep them secret. And I never had to catch a school bus because I could run across the entire island in less than two seconds. Sonic: Sandy beaches, cascading waterfalls, public access to loop-de-loops. Sonic: This is the island where I'm from.

Is this too much? Am I going too fast? It's kind of what I do-You know what? Let's back up.

Why is that incredibly handsome hedgehog being chased by a madman with a mustache from the Civil War? Sonic: Well, to be honest, it feels like I've been running my whole life. Sonic (As narrator): So, I know what you're thinking. This is a transcript for Sonic the Hedgehog. Main page Gallery Transcript Credits Beta elements

Carl wheezer licks his fingers and moans the wii theme song